Cockass
Pronounced: Cock Ass (Cok Ass) or (Cok Ayass)
Meanings: A word often said by Jack Black. Can be found on Jack Black soundboards. Usually meant as an insult.

Anyone saying the word: You are suck a CockAss!!
Person being called a CockAss: Your so mean! *crying and running off like a little bitch*

CockAss by Faggot Bitch guy August 10, 2006

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cockass

1) A nonsense compound insult that is primarily used in a humorous manner. 2) The combination of the words "cock" and "ass".

You are such a cockass.

cockass by Anonymous February 14, 2004

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cockass

1.) term of disparragement. an insult. essentially derived from calling someone a cock and an asshole. Therefore, cockass.
(note: created by Jack Black of Tenacious D on the track "Inward Singing." He creates during a tirade against KG. )

Dude, I slept with your mom. I'm sorry.

You're a fucking cockass.

cockass by RodrigoT April 16, 2007

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Fucking Cockass

Word used as an insult towards another individual.Originated from Jack Black.

Fred - Hey bill did you get me some of those Cheese Munchies?
Bill - No man sorry i forgot
Fred - You Fucking Cockass!

Fucking Cockass by Linearvermin owns the world September 4, 2008

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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