coquitting

When your friend is the funniest person ever and you don’t know how to tell them…

You are the most coquitting person

by Farfar.com January 19, 2024

committing the robbery

when you hookup with someone elses boyfriend/girlfriend, or date

Vinny- "congrants on my sloppy seconds bro"

The Situation- "I was committing the robbery"

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by a&p hustla March 12, 2010

committing mass genocide

Something a guy says to discretely say that he is masturbating. He is killing hundreds of millions of sperm.

Girl "wyd

Guy "committing mass genocide"

Girl "can I help?"

by Hiiam_larry October 29, 2021

committing bukakke

commiting getting into a call in the best group on discord ever Bukakke Club

Committing bukakke is fun!

by TheRealBossRPG November 2, 2020

Committing a sir Mitchell

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was all those times I was Committing a sir Mitchell act

by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021

Committing a Virgil

When somebody calls Virgil "dies" in the Thunderbirds RP It is called "Committing a Virgil"

Person 1: "Where's insert person here?"
Person 2: "They are busy committing a Virgil"

by AutisticMoron July 9, 2023

Committing

Short way of saying you're killing yourself. A euphemism for suicide. Usually not in a serious context.

"If Donald Trump wins the reelection then I'm committing."

by mamiypapi January 21, 2017