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coozbag 

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scuzzy marmot woman. known to frequent the gutter.
take your cockenballs off my shoulder and shut up, coozbag!
coozbag by depp August 2, 2006
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Coobage Pooch Wooner

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A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.
Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010
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Related Words
coozbag • coolbag • Coobage Pooch Wooner • cookbag • coolbagger • coonbagel • Coon bag • Coon Bagger • coot bag • cooze bag

Coolbags

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Coolbags: Expression of acceptability or excellence synonymous with excellent, awesome, brilliant etc., when used in the same context.
Josh: I'm getting a new Lexicon reverb for the studio.
Paul: Coolbags! Can't wait to try it out.
Coolbags by HazenCatteneo March 31, 2011
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coolbag 

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A person everyone publicly despises, but personally enjoys hanging out with.
Joe Rogen is a total coolbag - a dick to most people, but kinda fun to hang out with anyway.
coolbag by manfred_spain December 21, 2008
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coolbag 

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a term used to classify someone that tries to act cool but in no way can pull it off

a person who does foolish acts that in their minds may seem cool but in the eyes of everyone else is lame

a person similar to a tool or thinks they are "all that"
-"OMG, Angelika thinks she is cool!"
-"I know he is such a coolbag!"
coolbag by OOZE (Jessyie) November 7, 2009
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Coolbag 

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An individual that everyone personally despises, but pretends to like; because they are somehow popular. See "Saud"
(in private place)
kid #1 - Yo, Justin is the biggest coolbag on the planet.

kid #2 - Dude, I know, right?

(in public place)
Kid #1 - Justin is the coolest kid in the world. He's totally hanging out with us sometime.
kid #2 - Oh, for sure. I love having that kid around.
Coolbag by argasfdga3 July 9, 2011
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coonbagel 

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similar to a niggerbagel a coonbagel can also be an object.
Hey martha you mind getting that coonbagel for me so i can turn on the t.v
coonbagel by ZombifiedKingz May 13, 2016
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024
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