cookbag

someone who constantly is high (weed)

wow your a cookbag

by Mc Definitions March 17, 2018

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

by Coobage February 11, 2010

delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration

My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.

by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008

Cookage

The art of being unstoppable, brolic and ultimately cooking your opponent. Particularly a sport.

There's alot of cookage going on at that court over there.

by Warmachine1738 April 13, 2017

Coolbags

Coolbags: Expression of acceptability or excellence synonymous with excellent, awesome, brilliant etc., when used in the same context.

Josh: I'm getting a new Lexicon reverb for the studio.
Paul: Coolbags! Can't wait to try it out.

by HazenCatteneo March 31, 2011

Cockbag fuck nugget

When you run out of everything else to call a person and have to throw a bunch of explicit language together in a way that captures the persons full fuckery.

Jim: I almost socked that cockbag fuck nugget in the throat.

by Royals8 February 26, 2019

coolbag

A person everyone publicly despises, but personally enjoys hanging out with.

Joe Rogen is a total coolbag - a dick to most people, but kinda fun to hang out with anyway.

by manfred_spain December 21, 2008