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Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.
Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.
Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

delusional cockbag

A seemingly intelligent individual whose perception of reality (i.e. value as a human being, ability as a parent or child, importance as a social and moral leader, skills as a lover) is so distorted that no amount of logic, reason, or compassionate pleading can sway them from supporting the Bush administration
My dad has become the king of the delusional cockbags without even trying.
delusional cockbag by NumbaOneSon December 15, 2008
The art of being unstoppable, brolic and ultimately cooking your opponent. Particularly a sport.
There's alot of cookage going on at that court over there.
Cookage by Warmachine1738 April 13, 2017
Coolbags: Expression of acceptability or excellence synonymous with excellent, awesome, brilliant etc., when used in the same context.
Josh: I'm getting a new Lexicon reverb for the studio.
Paul: Coolbags! Can't wait to try it out.
Coolbags by HazenCatteneo March 31, 2011

Cockbag fuck nugget 

When you run out of everything else to call a person and have to throw a bunch of explicit language together in a way that captures the persons full fuckery.
Jim: I almost socked that cockbag fuck nugget in the throat.
Cockbag fuck nugget by Royals8 February 26, 2019
A person everyone publicly despises, but personally enjoys hanging out with.
Joe Rogen is a total coolbag - a dick to most people, but kinda fun to hang out with anyway.
coolbag by manfred_spain December 21, 2008
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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