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cooter monkey 

One who is completely obsessed with snatch, pussy, cunt, getting a piece of fish.
Superman was such a cooter monkey. Everynight, he tried to rape Wonder Woman.
cooter monkey by Anjr00 July 28, 2003

Evil flying pink cooter monkey

Taylor's new name. It's out of love I swear.

The girl whom makes me kick myself in the ass every time I talk to her... the girl I ignored due my own ignorance.
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
lol tard
Ese Loco says:
and back with the name calling...?!?!?!?
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
it's tough love

DB Cooper Money 

Money that can be made, but comes with enough complications to make you second guess whether or not you even want that money.

When there is good potential to make money with someone, but every time you make a move the whole situation turns sloppy.

Sloppy, careless people who think they're the shit because, at the moment, they have the plug and that little bit of power they feel makes them more irresponsible then they already are.

When someone borrows money and it's like pulling teeth to get it back.
Joe's got DB Cooper Money. I can profit more with his prices, but there's always extra bullshit with him and I. Dont. Like. That. Shit.
DB Cooper Money by mmmk5221 July 27, 2021
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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