cooter monkey

Evil creatures that live in girls' underpants.

That girl is dirty. She has cooter monkeys.

by Momanon November 11, 2004

cooter monkey

One who is completely obsessed with snatch, pussy, cunt, getting a piece of fish.

Superman was such a cooter monkey. Everynight, he tried to rape Wonder Woman.

by Anjr00 July 28, 2003

Evil flying pink cooter monkey

Taylor's new name. It's out of love I swear.

The girl whom makes me kick myself in the ass every time I talk to her... the girl I ignored due my own ignorance.

Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
lol tard
Ese Loco says:
and back with the name calling...?!?!?!?
Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey says:
it's tough love

by dguitarman2001 November 9, 2008

DB Cooper Money

Money that can be made, but comes with enough complications to make you second guess whether or not you even want that money.

When there is good potential to make money with someone, but every time you make a move the whole situation turns sloppy.

Sloppy, careless people who think they're the shit because, at the moment, they have the plug and that little bit of power they feel makes them more irresponsible then they already are.

When someone borrows money and it's like pulling teeth to get it back.

Joe's got DB Cooper Money. I can profit more with his prices, but there's always extra bullshit with him and I. Dont. Like. That. Shit.

by mmmk5221 July 27, 2021