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1. An excremental condition characterized by an initial firm stool (cork) which is followed by liquid diarrhea (water).
2. A cork of solid poo holding back watery excrement.
3. When a bowel movement consists of both cured and uncured feces.
-verb (intransitive verb)
3. To defecate corkwaters.
1. An excremental condition characterized by an initial firm stool (cork) which is followed by liquid diarrhea (water).
2. A cork of solid poo holding back watery excrement.
3. When a bowel movement consists of both cured and uncured feces.
-verb (intransitive verb)
3. To defecate corkwaters.
1. Wendy knew she had a bad case of the corkwaters when she heard a loud splash followed by a continuous flow.
2. In the toilet I saw a wide but short log floating in a sea of brown, Jeremy must had a corkwater before me.
3. I think my colon was a little to eager to release, because I just had a corkwater.
4. That man just corkwatered.
2. In the toilet I saw a wide but short log floating in a sea of brown, Jeremy must had a corkwater before me.
3. I think my colon was a little to eager to release, because I just had a corkwater.
4. That man just corkwatered.
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See also cool water sandwich.
Not to be confused with the cool water sandwitch, a single serving of cold beer.
See also cool water sandwich.
Not to be confused with the cool water sandwitch, a single serving of cold beer.
1. "I had a coolwater sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin' bun"
2. I ate many coolwater sandwiches to beat the summer heat.
2. I ate many coolwater sandwiches to beat the summer heat.
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Get the Coolwatervr mug.A hick town in southern Michigan. Knows best for their corn fields and meth labs. On any given weekend you're sure to find a bunch of coked up local drunks hanging out a shitty bar called 'Sirens' or in the parking lot of a Taco Bell Restaurant. Or the cool thing to really do is walk around Walmart and act cool.
And like its neighbor city in Ohio, the majority of the people born there will remain there for the rest of their lives because to them, Coldwater is the only world worth living in.
And like its neighbor city in Ohio, the majority of the people born there will remain there for the rest of their lives because to them, Coldwater is the only world worth living in.
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