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corkwater 

-noun
1. An excremental condition characterized by an initial firm stool (cork) which is followed by liquid diarrhea (water).
2. A cork of solid poo holding back watery excrement.
3. When a bowel movement consists of both cured and uncured feces.
-verb (intransitive verb)
3. To defecate corkwaters.
1. Wendy knew she had a bad case of the corkwaters when she heard a loud splash followed by a continuous flow.
2. In the toilet I saw a wide but short log floating in a sea of brown, Jeremy must had a corkwater before me.
3. I think my colon was a little to eager to release, because I just had a corkwater.
4. That man just corkwatered.
corkwater by klootius February 27, 2008
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Coldwater, Ohio 

"Have you ever been to Coldwater, Ohio?" No but i heard they are good at football.
Coldwater, Ohio by Slubby69 March 20, 2017

coolwater sandwich 

Another name for watermelon, according to the Bluesbrothers.
See also cool water sandwich.
Not to be confused with the cool water sandwitch, a single serving of cold beer.
1. "I had a coolwater sandwich and a Sunday-go-to-meetin' bun"

2. I ate many coolwater sandwiches to beat the summer heat.
coolwater sandwich by sd70mac December 15, 2011

Cockeater 

One who's diet is based primarily on cock
James is such a Cockeater!
Cockeater by matt April 5, 2004

Coolwatervr

He’s better just yea Coolwatervr is cool
He is cool just like coolwatervr
Coolwatervr by Ball licker69 March 3, 2022

Coldwater 

A hick town in southern Michigan. Knows best for their corn fields and meth labs. On any given weekend you're sure to find a bunch of coked up local drunks hanging out a shitty bar called 'Sirens' or in the parking lot of a Taco Bell Restaurant. Or the cool thing to really do is walk around Walmart and act cool.

And like its neighbor city in Ohio, the majority of the people born there will remain there for the rest of their lives because to them, Coldwater is the only world worth living in.
"Hey, what is best thing to do in Coldwater?"

"I dunno, get high and walk around walmart?"
Coldwater by Eugene Wallace August 14, 2009

Coldwater Situation 

When you make out with a guy you have a complicated relationship with and end up dubbing him for the rest of your life.
Victoria had a coldwater situation last Friday because of Justin Bieber.
Coldwater Situation by wegmans October 15, 2016