alejandro's definitions

chinga tu madre

In most part of Texas chinga tu madre means "fuckyou"

I dont like you bitch. Well then chinga tu madre I don't like you either puta.

by Alejandro May 13, 2005

pendehomie

Pendehomie refers to "pendejo" in spanish meaning in english stupid or dumb

Hey ese Ill sell you un dulce for $2.00. No, way homes Im not un Pendehomie.

by Alejandro May 13, 2005

Faggotron

An erect penis that is visible through a man's pants without him being aware that others can see it.

Eww look at Joe's faggotron!

Dude get out of those sweatpants, we can see your faggotron!

Do these pants make my faggotron visible?

Dude Jen was so hot today and I got a boner. I think she saw my faggotron.

by Alejandro November 25, 2014

Don Juaned

Bamboozled, shafted, or hoodwinked

by Alejandro September 8, 2003

shwacked

shwacked (v): the act of getting drunk
(n): alchohol
(adj): being really drunk

(v): I got hella shwacked last nite.
(n): I got some shwack in the back of the car.
(adj): Sean was so shwacked last nite.

by alejandro December 5, 2004

pizookie

a 'pizza-cookie', baked and served in a personal-sized circular tin, generally with ice cream on top. Avalible from BJ's Pizza & Brewery

its sweet, sweet eatin

a pizza-cookie

by alejandro December 2, 2003

tree

a specific event in which a person "pulls something out of his ass"-unbelievable

"That half-court shot was such a tree, that guy is treeing so badly"

by alejandro September 13, 2003