Did you hear about that kid at school that was diagnosed with Cookieookieitus, Apparently he was terrorized by a bunch of normal cookies during lunch.

Cookieookieitus by problemlemon September 27, 2017

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cookioriginal

The coolest person you will meet they are a MONIKA kinnie and HATE a certain innocent person that did nothing wrong other than be nice. They used to play animal jam but have quit a while ago. 😔😔😿

"Who is cookioriginal?"
"You don't know them!?? How are we friends..."

cookioriginal by Midnightstarryfan March 8, 2021

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Coolito

noun: 1) A person who is so full of himself and thinks of himself as cool, yet really he is a total ass.
2) A petite but (gluteus maximus).

Adjective
1) The act of being cool, but just a little, and at the same time acting like a little bit like an jack-ass.

This defiinition derives from the Spanish word "culo" which means "ass" and the suffix "ito" which means "little" or "small."

n. 1)That dude is such a coolito for wearing bluetooth devices on both ears!

n. 2) That chick had a really cute coolito!

adj. 1) That was so coolito the way he was cutting farts in that yoga class!!

Coolito by El Coolito December 1, 2009

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cookstown

A culchie shitehouse known for producing small dicked men who frequently are found to be balding from their teens and riding KTMs. Severe inability to handle drink. Great with sheep wispering.

"Johns from cookstown"
"Aye i thought he looked like a sheep shagger"

cookstown by Pastor of muppets December 17, 2013

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Cookatooed

To be drunk and tired at the same time, in a state or a mess after a couple of nights on the lash

"I was well cookatooed last night"
"you was cookatooed on holiday wasn't you"

Created by Aaron Powell.

Cookatooed by Mia Rees October 21, 2008

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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