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A schlong would be a cookito.
cookito by schlongadee44 November 18, 2013

Cookieookieitus 

Being afraid of any cookie unless it was made by grandma.
Did you hear about that kid at school that was diagnosed with Cookieookieitus, Apparently he was terrorized by a bunch of normal cookies during lunch.
Cookieookieitus by problemlemon September 27, 2017

cookioriginal 

The coolest person you will meet they are a MONIKA kinnie and HATE a certain innocent person that did nothing wrong other than be nice. They used to play animal jam but have quit a while ago. 😔😔😿
"Who is cookioriginal?"
"You don't know them!?? How are we friends..."
noun: 1) A person who is so full of himself and thinks of himself as cool, yet really he is a total ass.
2) A petite but (gluteus maximus).

Adjective
1) The act of being cool, but just a little, and at the same time acting like a little bit like an jack-ass.

This defiinition derives from the Spanish word "culo" which means "ass" and the suffix "ito" which means "little" or "small."
n. 1)That dude is such a coolito for wearing bluetooth devices on both ears!

n. 2) That chick had a really cute coolito!

adj. 1) That was so coolito the way he was cutting farts in that yoga class!!
Coolito by El Coolito December 1, 2009

cookstown 

A culchie shitehouse known for producing small dicked men who frequently are found to be balding from their teens and riding KTMs. Severe inability to handle drink. Great with sheep wispering.
"Johns from cookstown"
"Aye i thought he looked like a sheep shagger"
cookstown by Pastor of muppets December 17, 2013

Cookatooed 

To be drunk and tired at the same time, in a state or a mess after a couple of nights on the lash
"I was well cookatooed last night"
"you was cookatooed on holiday wasn't you"

Created by Aaron Powell.
Cookatooed by Mia Rees October 21, 2008