coolfus 

Cool person, the opposite of doofus

That guy is such a coolfus.

coolfus by SuperCoolBrandon June 28, 2008

coonfusion

Condition affecting white male youth that turns them into wiggers; a loss of identity that the subject is in fact a white male from the upper class, not a black male from the lower east side.

There seems to be a lot of coonfusion going around in Roseville these days...

coonfusion by Banky May 27, 2004

Coolfusing 

it's from the word "cool" and "confusing".
used for something cool but confusing at the same time.

Woww, you just change your cat's name into something coolfusing!

Coolfusing by hebat tak saya November 17, 2010

coofus 

coofus: pron. "koo-fuss"

A glorious mixture of the two describing words "cool" and "doofus".

Generally a term of gentle insult between friends. Often directed at people also termed "Mr. F". (See Mr. F)

Recommended only for use inside social circles where the definition is widely known to all. Otherwise, misconceptions about the word's definition WILL lead to misunderstanding, and eventually, unwanted offense being taken.

"Dude, you're such a coofus!"

"Hey coofus, how's you're day going?"

Person A - "Heeeeeeyyy I got all the new Harry Potter books and I'm gonna read them!"

Person B - ".....what a coofus."

coofus by skiffy99 March 4, 2011

Coolfish 

Off-the-scale cool, immense, awesome, amazing, fantastic etc.
It is sometimes abbreviated to CF.

"That Green Day guitar book is coolfish!"

Coolfish by mrsiglesias June 20, 2009

coolfucker

Someone who seeks out personal interaction and/or relationships (whether platonic, romantic, or sexual) with individuals considered to be "cool" for that reason alone, in a misguided attempt to acquire some coolness for themselves. Usual targets are those in less straightforward mainstream industries such as extreme sports or indie films, whether they are the actual athletes, actors, or some other respected individual in the business.

Sarah is such a coolfucker; I hadn't heard from her in months and then she emails me to hang out the minute she heard I went to Dave England's birthday party.

coolfucker by F2theG December 7, 2006

coolfishidiot 

A gay dinosaur

Coolfishidiot

coolfishidiot by Pastasoupooooooo November 24, 2021