coofus 

coofus: pron. "koo-fuss"

A glorious mixture of the two describing words "cool" and "doofus".

Generally a term of gentle insult between friends. Often directed at people also termed "Mr. F". (See Mr. F)

Recommended only for use inside social circles where the definition is widely known to all. Otherwise, misconceptions about the word's definition WILL lead to misunderstanding, and eventually, unwanted offense being taken.

"Dude, you're such a coofus!"

"Hey coofus, how's you're day going?"

Person A - "Heeeeeeyyy I got all the new Harry Potter books and I'm gonna read them!"

Person B - ".....what a coofus."

coofus by skiffy99 March 4, 2011

Shy/Asshole Confusion 

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.

Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.

Shy/Asshole Confusion by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008

Confused him 

Hanson wrote refuse into confused in his homework, but he was confused when he typed refuse, and he typed confused instead. Now we're more confused than him.

My friend wanted a piece of paper to draw on, in exchange he would give me 3 dollars but l confused him.

Student A: Should be refuse

All students: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Confused him by JohnMakFan January 10, 2021

confused boner 

A term for when one is aroused by something they know they should not be aroused by.

"When I looked at that picture of Kermit and miss Piggy making out I got a confused boner"

confused boner by Naked Mongoose May 15, 2014

confused screaming 

When you don't know what the hell is happening and you confused AF

Friend: I don't like women because women like dick and that's gay.

Me: *confused screaming*

confused screaming by DontHaveALife April 13, 2018

confusopoly 

A group of companies with similar products who intentionally confuse customers instead of competing on price.

Scott Adams introduced the word confusopoly in this <i>The Dilbert Future</i>. The word is a combination of confusion and monopoly (or rather oligopoly), defining it as "a group of companies with similar products who intentionally confuse customers instead of competing on price". Examples of industries in which confusopolies exist (according to Adams) include telephone service, insurance, mortgage loans, banking, and financial services.

confusopoly by BStrand June 13, 2009

confusament

An imaginary legal term referenced by public defenders; Intended to be a mixture of confusion and argument.

I saw two people engaged in confusament at the Big "B".

Sandy and Jimbo always have some sort of confusament when they arrive at a scene.

confusament by slaw diggity dawg March 9, 2010