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CFJ - Cool Funny Joke
"CFJ" or "Cool Funny Joke" basically refers to when a dumb ass broad is talking and your boyfriend cut that bitch off, and she mad because she can't vent.
Dumb ass broad: Wow, aren't I just the best girl ever?
Bf: What about my girl?
Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."
Bf: What about my girl?
Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."
CFJ - Cool Funny Joke by Yashirim June 12, 2024
Cool and Funny Kids
The ‘cool’ and ‘funny’ kids are generally high schoolers (British) between the age of 11 and 16. They are usually the loudest person in the class, and don’t have a sense of dignity or class, looking as ‘cool’ as possible in the process. They try to be the ‘Class Clown’ and get all of the attention, both good or bad. They are sometimes seen smoking, doing drugs, mentioning how they have ‘banged’ a lot of girls/boys and also commiting acts of vandalism, from spray-painting to breaking things. They think they are the kings/queens of the world and wants everyone to respect that and the worst thing is, they sometimes succeed.
Bob: Look over there. It’s the Cool and Funny Kids.
Jimmy: Haha, what a load of jokers
Bob: I know right. Look at them acting all tough and cool. Wait until Life gets to them, they’ll know about it then.
Jimmy: Haha, what a load of jokers
Bob: I know right. Look at them acting all tough and cool. Wait until Life gets to them, they’ll know about it then.
Cool and Funny Kids by CozzaExtreme January 14, 2019
Cool ye funnel big man
A quote that was said by Donald when Gordon was trying to get through the line in Emily in the middle.
(try saying this in scottish accent)
(try saying this in scottish accent)
Gordon: Get out of my way! You're holding up the express!
Donald: Alright. Cool ye funnel big man.
Gordon: Oh the indignity...
Donald: Alright. Cool ye funnel big man.
Gordon: Oh the indignity...
Cool ye funnel big man by Nick_Aviafox January 11, 2020
cool hot sexy funny
being cool hot sexy funny is a life style not a choice
friend:"bro they are so cool hot sexy and funny"
friend 2:"bro thats just Chloe not alex bte"
friend:"bro they are so cool hot sexy and funny"
friend 2:"bro thats just Chloe not alex bte"
cool hot sexy funny by urstompermommy February 1, 2022
funny cool arab nae nae sex dance learn colors 3d for kids
A weird and demented "kids" video that you will find on YouTube. These types of cringy videos were super common in 2017.
Karen: Omg! I found funny cool arab nae nae sex dance learn colors 3d for kids in my son's youtube history! Why would my son watch this nonsense?
funny cool arab nae nae sex dance learn colors 3d for kids by datboi101lol February 25, 2021
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026