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Cookie-Puss

The slippery, glazeed after effect of performing cunnilingus that appears on one’s chin, nose, cheeks and (if performed correctly) the forehead. This condition is referred to as “cookie-puss”. ** This condition, if left untreated, will inevitably lead to the post-coockie-puss skin condition known as “pussy crumbs”.**
Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!

Cookie Puss 

A sexual act reminiscent of the Carvel Ice Cream Cake character in which a man places his balls over a female's closed eyes and lays his dick down her nose-thus portraying the Cookie-Puss.
Please google pictures of Cookie puss
Cookie Puss by johannajojojo November 21, 2010

cookie puss 

a type of Carvel ice cream cake
It's my birthday, I want to eat a cookie puss!
cookie puss by Erin April 22, 2006

cookie puss 

a type of Carvel ice cream cake
It's my birthday, I want to eat a cookie puss!!
cookie puss by Erin May 7, 2004

cookie puss 

A condition describing a vagina caked with the crumbling residue of dried pussy juice. May cause itching, and leaves small crumbs when scratched or rubbed.

Can also be used as a derogatory term or nickname for a woman exhibiting such a condition.
Cookie Puss: "These pussy crumbs are making me itch! Maybe I should scratch..."

"After I made Heather come and came on her tits, I paused to chief, then I ate that cookie puss.
cookie puss by Fussy Pucker May 1, 2011

puss cookie 

A dick that gets soft when dipped in pussy like a cookie does in milk.
I get puss cookie every time I fuck a fat chick.
puss cookie by G. Fiacco November 4, 2014
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