by G. Fiacco November 4, 2014
A sexual act reminiscent of the Carvel Ice Cream Cake character in which a man places his balls over a female's closed eyes and lays his dick down her nose-thus portraying the Cookie-Puss.
by johannajojojo November 19, 2010
It's my birthday, I want to eat a cookie puss!
by Erin May 7, 2004
It's my birthday, I want to eat a cookie puss!!
by Erin May 7, 2004
A condition describing a vagina caked with the crumbling residue of dried pussy juice. May cause itching, and leaves small crumbs when scratched or rubbed.
Can also be used as a derogatory term or nickname for a woman exhibiting such a condition.
Can also be used as a derogatory term or nickname for a woman exhibiting such a condition.
Cookie Puss: "These pussy crumbs are making me itch! Maybe I should scratch..."
"After I made Heather come and came on her tits, I paused to chief, then I ate that cookie puss.
"After I made Heather come and came on her tits, I paused to chief, then I ate that cookie puss.
by Fussy Pucker April 13, 2011
Cookie-puss is the true creator. With the Big fart and the match of life he created the universe (AKA the Big bang). He is also the true god, and a small stuffed monkey that lives in Justins room/Basement.
by Matt Pereida March 4, 2005
The slippery, glazeed after effect of performing cunnilingus that appears on one’s chin, nose, cheeks and (if performed correctly) the forehead. This condition is referred to as “cookie-puss”. ** This condition, if left untreated, will inevitably lead to the post-coockie-puss skin condition known as “pussy crumbs”.**
Man, She had my head locked between those thighs until I got cookie-puss all the way to my hair line!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!
Q Did you have cookie puss?
A. No, why?
Because you have PUSSY CRUMBS all over your face! You look like a damn leper!
by Lickity_slitickitty May 2, 2021