cooked goose
"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"
"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."
"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."
cooked goose by Robbie993 July 25, 2012
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Cooked goose
Cooked goose by Smartass Mike July 25, 2012
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Your goose is cooked
Your goose is cooked by Downstrike May 26, 2004
Your goose is cooked.
Your goose is cooked was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.
Your goose is cooked. was first coined from the martyrdom of the Christian reformer John Hus (1372-1415). Hus' name in German sounded like "goose". Thus, as he was burned, they coined the term "Hus is cooked (or, “your goose is cooked)" in German.
Your goose is cooked. by PilgrimLad February 3, 2010
your goose is cooked
Your goose is cooked
Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"
Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"
your goose is cooked by WildBill@W-B April 27, 2014
Your goose is cooked
Your goose is cooked by chabba October 17, 2006
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