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A penis immediately unusable after masturbation.
"Hi Steve would you like to have sex with me?"

"I would like to but unfortunately I have a cooked goose."
by Robbie993 July 24, 2012
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Anything going into a bottom is of the appropriate temperature (107 degrees)
Craig was a true gentleman. He gave me three litres of cooked goose and I was eternally grateful.
by Smartass Mike July 24, 2012
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