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A portmanteau of the phrase "cup noodles".
1)
J: Man, I'm starving.
D: All we got is some coodles.

2)
J: Aww, shit, man! I got coodles all over my jeans.
D: Yum.
coodles by Jaen May 2, 2010
someone whose a great person, has a moustache and has max boobage?lmfao
hey coodles, nice stache
coodles by DUBSXD June 25, 2009
you got mites in your coohie
person1: eat my cooch
person2: nah bro you got coodles
coodles by cooch nutes May 6, 2021

Tip Coodles 

Kinky sex acts between a normal sized adult and a midget adult. Usually involved fisting.
My midget girlfriend likes to put on her bondage outfit and perform tip coodles on me.
Tip Coodles by mocha12346 April 25, 2010

Cordless Screwdriver 

Susie should stick to beer. She drank so many Cordless Screwdrivers that she is hitting on the Tusker over by the pool table.
Cordless Screwdriver by Gearls December 20, 2008

cordless tool

A tool that will go anywhere to be with a girl. In other words, a tool that would do anything or go anywhere, just to be with a decent looking girl. See also tool.
Jeff: Hey man, what are you doing this weekend?
Kyle: Im going to Alyssa's volleyball game.
Jeff: But that shits over 2 hours away.
Kyle: I know that but she said it would be cool if i went.
Jeff: Nah man, your a fucking cordless tool, your not even getting any from her.
cordless tool by Broha January 6, 2009