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Chocolate shit coockies 

You go into someone’s house while they’re away, take a shit on a cookie sheet throw it into the oven and set it to broil and leave.
Hope the neighbors like chocolate shit coockies.

Cookies Up 

Cookies up is when a female is on her knees and rotates her hips up presenting her pussy.
My boyfriend’s favorite position is when I’m cookies up.
Cookies Up by RFL Merkin August 6, 2020

coochiestank 

A flavor of ice cream in which every topping has been added and it is no longing edible, resembling a stanky coochie.
Yo Zahid, you getting that coochiestank for dessert tonight?
coochiestank by alienpusspuss September 21, 2019

Cookies And Apple Juice 

Cookies and Apple juice is a song by rapper cam'ron
of his new cd Crime pays that dropped may 12th.

in the song he is refuring to "cookies & apple juice" as

Cookies=Pussy

Apple Juice=Pussy Juice/Cum
Her Cookies And Apple juice is highclass..like from france

Werd??

Werdddd.

Cookiesexual 

First Animesexual, then Dreamsexual, and now Cookiesexual... where did we all go wrong?
Cookiesexual by Lunchbox6669 January 21, 2022

Frosted Sugar Cookies

THE BEST COOKIE TO GRACE MANKIND IN ALL OF HISTORY

IF U DISAGREE, YOU ARE NOT HUMAN
Jamal: Ayo Tom, you got any Frosted Sugar Cookies?
Tom: You know it.
Henry: Nah bro those are shit.
Jamal: THE FUCK YOU SAYING?
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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