coochsomnia 

(Ku-ch-salm-ni-aa) A state or feeling in which said person hasn’t had sexual intercorse in so long that they have trouble sleeping or functioning in social situations. This is very dangerous since it is an early stage of extreme horny.

Friend 1: Bro have you heard from ___
Friend 2: Nah man he has been off the grid ever since he got diagnosed with coochsomnia.
Friend 1: I hope he gets better.

coochsomnia by Rare and Severe Illness Center August 19, 2020

Coochmonia 

a cold that a woman will catch because she exposes booty meat or the crotch in seductive clothing or summer clothes on a warm day in the winter season.

It's February and you are a woman that lives in a state where it's normally cold but for some reason it warms up and the temperatures are unusually warm so you decide to put on a short halter dress/low cut shorts and some open toe shoes even though it's still winter. Then a couple of days go by and you can't figure out why you are sick. These people will be the first ones to call out sick from work once the weather changes back to adverse conditions that are normal of winter because they've caught coochmonia.

Coochmonia by It's not that deep April 10, 2011

goochsomnia 

Categorized as having an addiction to rapper Gucci Mane

That man over there has a real good case of goochsomnia he must be doing real good in life.

goochsomnia by ionfuckingknow October 7, 2022