(Ku-ch-salm-ni-aa) A state or feeling in which said person hasn’t had sexual intercorse in so long that they have trouble sleeping or functioning in social situations. This is very dangerous since it is an early stage of extreme horny.
Friend 1: Bro have you heard from ___
Friend 2: Nah man he has been off the grid ever since he got diagnosed with coochsomnia.
Friend 1: I hope he gets better.
Friend 2: Nah man he has been off the grid ever since he got diagnosed with coochsomnia.
Friend 1: I hope he gets better.
by Rare and Severe Illness Center August 19, 2020
Get the coochsomniamug.