Coochmonia 

a cold that a woman will catch because she exposes booty meat or the crotch in seductive clothing or summer clothes on a warm day in the winter season.

It's February and you are a woman that lives in a state where it's normally cold but for some reason it warms up and the temperatures are unusually warm so you decide to put on a short halter dress/low cut shorts and some open toe shoes even though it's still winter. Then a couple of days go by and you can't figure out why you are sick. These people will be the first ones to call out sick from work once the weather changes back to adverse conditions that are normal of winter because they've caught coochmonia.

Coochmonia by It's not that deep April 10, 2011

Cockmonia 

Noun: An upper respiratory infection secondary to sucking dick all the time

Todd was diagnosed with Cockmonia and prescribed with antibiotics after participating in a dick-sucking marathon

Cockmonia by JeMaSh January 27, 2011

Coochmonkin 

the act of eating "cooch" or vagina.

Girl he was coochmonkin the heck outta me last night.

Ol' coochmonkin ass dude

Coochmonkin by addy1987 March 16, 2009

coochsomnia 

(Ku-ch-salm-ni-aa) A state or feeling in which said person hasn’t had sexual intercorse in so long that they have trouble sleeping or functioning in social situations. This is very dangerous since it is an early stage of extreme horny.

Friend 1: Bro have you heard from ___
Friend 2: Nah man he has been off the grid ever since he got diagnosed with coochsomnia.
Friend 1: I hope he gets better.

coochsomnia by Rare and Severe Illness Center August 19, 2020

coochmongler 

Someone who so finely performs oral on a woman that they cannot withstand their bodily reactions.

That guy made my eyes roll back and I spoke in tongues when he was down there, he is a coochmongler.

coochmongler by LegendaryLarry July 8, 2021