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cooch puff 

the puffy flap of skin that covers a woman's pelvic bone. It is highly visible on obese women wearing sweatpants or loose fitting bottoms. It has been known to make a woman look as though she has a penis or a small fanny pack in her pants.
"Hey, did you see the cooch puff on that chick, I bet you could lift it up and find critters living in there"
cooch puff by J to tha Izzo July 16, 2008
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cooch puff 

A very fat vagina.
Sammi: You look like you have a dick in those shorts.

Paige: No thats just my cooch puff.
cooch puff by luna brown November 22, 2011

Puffy Cooch Syndrome 

1. A condition affecting larger human females in which the female attempts to cover her desposit of fat located above the crotch and just below the belly (See gunt). The result is a "puffiness" of the vaginal area, creating a very awkward look for the female. Also referred to as P.C.S.
That women thinks she's hiding her fat, but really she's just come down with P.C.S.
Puffy Cooch Syndrome by Matt January 13, 2005

coochmuffin 

"I hit her right in the coochmuffin!"
coochmuffin by lalasmash May 10, 2008
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026