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N - word used to describe the inner city practice of several vehicles all running in convoy, with passengers
naked and engaging in sex acts, flaunting the law and
shocking other drivers, their passengers, and pedestrians.
The goals of running convoy are not to get caught by the law, to run as long as possible, and to be as visible as
possible, just skirting the edges of decency. May also be
used as a verb. (large SUVs with three seats are perfect
for convoy running, but lowriders or big sedans will suffice.)
" We had five in our convoy yesterday afternoon."

"Let's put a convoy together tomorrow and run through
the downtown."

"Hey...look at that fine one there...let's invite her to
convoy with us ! "
convoy by weasler March 19, 2006
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Noun - (Non Sexual.)
What Scoots originally thought was a shorter word for "Conversation." It originates from Diablo 2 during a long EXP-Adventure run in the Act 2 Deserts, after I was IMed by a winmen and couldn't assist in fighting for an unknown period of time (because winmen like to talk for hours upon hours and telling them you were in the middle of a game with Scoots results in a devastating blow from the Relationship Banhammer.)
Scoots: LAWLright LoRes, we made it to the Horadric temple. All we have to do is go in there, kill the skeletons, run past the mummies, and finish the boss. I'm out of Town Portals (tps), and escape.

LoRes: (...)

Scoots: ALRIGHT CHUMS UP! LEZ DO DIS!1!1!1!1!11! (Scoots instantly dies)

Scoots: Fisk! Dammit LoRes!111!one Where in the name of Wirt were you while I was defeending U"re honOUR!1onepointone

LoRes: (...)

Scoots: Alright, just stay there and I'll come back and get my bod--(Scoots dies) FISK!!@ I can't get my armor back because I need it to run to get to my body!

LoRes: BACK. Sorry, I was in a winmen convoy. Fisking comblitching.... I signed off to make it look like I crashed though. Did I miss anything?

Soots: (Sigh)... No.
Convoy by LoRes June 26, 2008
Convoy: When a bunch of Gay Truckers take turns on you in a truck stop bathroom.
We stopped at a truck stop to use the bathroom and a bunch of truckers ran a "Convoy" on Kevin
Convoy by Twnkie The Kid December 30, 2021
A white pride parade
Hey man, are you going to be at that convoy tomorrow? I sure hope to see you there in your big truck
Convoy by PortageAndMain February 10, 2022
It is the redneck version of a train, a group of people take turns having sex with one person but at least two of the giving party are blood related to the receiving person.
Tina’s three brothers and five friends ran a convoy on her at the party last night.
Convoy by MyNameIsntMicah February 6, 2023

Convoy Chicken

Three or more cars are needed to play this game in a residential neighborhood. The leading car sets the pace in the line of cars (convoy) while the last car attempts to pass all of everyone to become the leader. Whoever is the last car and pusses out loses.
convoy chicken: Beware of severe collateral damage, police, and children playing on the street.
Convoy Chicken by J ROGE809 July 20, 2012

convoy-cock 

Convoy-cock. Military term describing the hard-on you often get when you're in the back of an army lorry (or bus) rumbling down roads on your way to some military activity.
Jones, wipe that silly smile off your face!
Can't sir
Why not?
Convoy-cock sir
Oh, fair one.
convoy-cock by Steve CHUTER November 23, 2006
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