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Conversephobia 

The intense and/or irrational fear of converse sneakers and everything to do with them.
Fanny: Hey do you like my new shoes?
Mack: AHHHHH GET AWAY FROM ME I HAVE CONVERSEPHOBIA

Conceitophobia 

The fear of not talking about yourself, or taking/uploading pictures of yourself.
Guy 1: I think everyone should love me because I'm extremely sexy.
Guy 2: Dude, I think you have Conceitophobia.
Conceitophobia by PotterJay1028 August 10, 2012

Colbertophobia 

The fear of being laughed out of office.
After his failed memo, Devin Nunes developed a bad case of Colbertophobia.