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conmercial

Noun: a television, radio, print or internet commercial produced and promulgated with the specific intent to deceive, mislead or confuse the viewer in regard to the motives, purposes and/or activities of the entity producing the commercial. Particularly ubiquitous among political parties, energy conglomerates, tobacco companies, and other large organizations whose primary operation is likely to incur negative public opinion or regulatory scrutiny.
“Ever since the general public became aware of the consequences of global warming, big oil and its dependents have produced one conmercial after another to divert attention from, and discourage any alternatives to, their carbon intensive, environmentally detrimental practices.”
conmercial by Speedog 2 February 21, 2011

Convertibalize 

The act of turning a person into a Convertible vehicle. Created as a reference to DaBaby's famous line "I will turn nigga into a convertible", it has been used overwhelmingly by Pro Esports player "NotKhalil".
I'm about to convertibalize this man
Convertibalize by Haleez March 27, 2021

Convergical Exodus 

A phrase used when a group, more than two, leave and office on a Friday afternoon. Mostly used in the music business. Can be related to a Biblical exodus.
My boss, his assistant, and I wanted to leave on Friday afternoon from the office, so we had a Convergical Exodus.
Convergical Exodus by Matt or Mark January 16, 2008

Convercide

Killing a conversation with a stupid question or lol with no plan or something like that. It is generally frowned upon and shows disrespect and uninterest in conversation.
Bob: Did you hear what Julia said?
Dylan: Yes
Bob: Wtf man, why'd you commit convercide? How do i respond to that?
Convercide by Bobert Corn December 22, 2020