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Convercide

Killing a conversation with a stupid question or lol with no plan or something like that. It is generally frowned upon and shows disrespect and uninterest in conversation.
Bob: Did you hear what Julia said?
Dylan: Yes
Bob: Wtf man, why'd you commit convercide? How do i respond to that?
Convercide by Bobert Corn December 22, 2020
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convercidal 

A word used to describe a person who is actively attempting to kill/end a conversation, or makes zero effort towards continuing a conversation causing it to die.

Commonly done via text message, on Facebook chat, and, to a lesser extent; during face to face interaction.
Sam: Hey dude!
Jack: Hi
Sam: What's up??
Jack: Nm.
...

*Jack is convercidal*
convercidal by rabrab January 1, 2012

Muchas gracias. El que no me gusta el fútbol es que no se puede hacer nada para mí que no se ha convertido 

I dont know what: Muchas gracias. El que no me gusta el fútbol es que no se puede hacer nada para mí que no se ha convertido.... means

coercidence 

An intentional and planned action, disguised to appear as a coincidence, used to influence or force a certain outcome from others.
Friday night at a club where 2 guy friends run into a girl that guy 1 is really after.

Guy 1 - "Oh Look! There's Eve! What a coincidence that she's here tonight!"
Guy 2 - "Oh, gimme a break! You know she's here every Friday night. Coincidence, my butt! You're just trying to get her to notice you. This is more of a coercidence!"
coercidence by sardan1972 April 24, 2015

Convincidence 

When the random nature of existence produces patterns from chaos, is grasped by the weak minded as signs of conscious design or messages from beyond.
Benedict: That's the third cartwheeling turtle I've seen this week, it's an omen and harbinger of doom!

Dawkins: You're mental, it's just convincidence.
Convincidence by Pobotrol October 26, 2010

commercide 

When a e-commerce site is so slow that you just can't buy anything from them.
The store committed commercide when it gave me that error message... I just left and bought someplace else.
commercide by William Agush October 30, 2006
Word of the Day on June 22, 2007

conversize 

A more formal word for the word 'talk', related to the word 'conversation'.
Hey man So what did you and Bill conversize about last night?
conversize by shazo January 21, 2011
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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