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Convercide

Killing a conversation with a stupid question or lol with no plan or something like that. It is generally frowned upon and shows disrespect and uninterest in conversation.
Bob: Did you hear what Julia said?
Dylan: Yes
Bob: Wtf man, why'd you commit convercide? How do i respond to that?
by Bobert Corn December 22, 2020
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convercidal

A word used to describe a person who is actively attempting to kill/end a conversation, or makes zero effort towards continuing a conversation causing it to die.

Commonly done via text message, on Facebook chat, and, to a lesser extent; during face to face interaction.
Sam: Hey dude!
Jack: Hi
Sam: What's up??
Jack: Nm.
...

*Jack is convercidal*
by rabrab January 1, 2012
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coercidence

An intentional and planned action, disguised to appear as a coincidence, used to influence or force a certain outcome from others.
Friday night at a club where 2 guy friends run into a girl that guy 1 is really after.

Guy 1 - "Oh Look! There's Eve! What a coincidence that she's here tonight!"
Guy 2 - "Oh, gimme a break! You know she's here every Friday night. Coincidence, my butt! You're just trying to get her to notice you. This is more of a coercidence!"
by sardan1972 April 24, 2015
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Convincidence

When the random nature of existence produces patterns from chaos, is grasped by the weak minded as signs of conscious design or messages from beyond.
Benedict: That's the third cartwheeling turtle I've seen this week, it's an omen and harbinger of doom!

Dawkins: You're mental, it's just convincidence.
by Pobotrol October 26, 2010
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commercide

When a e-commerce site is so slow that you just can't buy anything from them.
The store committed commercide when it gave me that error message... I just left and bought someplace else.
by William Agush October 30, 2006
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conversize

A more formal word for the word 'talk', related to the word 'conversation'.
Hey man So what did you and Bill conversize about last night?
by shazo January 21, 2011
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