conty

A watered down version of "Cunt", carries the a lower level of offense.

1. What took so long you conty.
2. It was alright but her conty was as tight as a wizard's sleeve.

by Prof. Bain February 19, 2011

conty

Short for ‘content.’ Internet content or content creation. OR social media posts on a certain category or theme.

All my friends are getting married, my insta feed is clogged with wedding conty.

by Nast-0 July 3, 2020

Jomac Conty

A total dickwad. Usually someone who fingers his asshole with a bong. A vertically challenged person.

I hear he sucks dicks. He must be Jomac Conty.

by khatejomac'slover April 28, 2014

Contagion

A group of anti-vaxxers

A contagion has gathered at the park to spread measles to each other.

by Resurchvax November 18, 2018

Coney-catch

An old time word meaning to swindle, cheat or deceive. See also cony-catcher.

Politicians are unbiased, they’ll coney-catch anybody.

by AKACroatalin March 7, 2019

Coney Filet

A hot dog smothered in A-1 Steak Sauce. Basically for broke folks who can't afford to eat steak.

If I close my eyes, I can almost imagine I'm eating steak, instead of a coney filet.

by Jazzual August 4, 2011

The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA)

When a student is in a school which is massively filled with indian creatures who call themselves teachers, he/she suffers the Indian Affliction. Those so called teachers have brains the size of peanuts and have bodies covered with nothing but oil and hair. They speak in queerly altered piteous english that sounds like a Decepticon and an Auto-bot having sex. They're figure is weirdly diverse but is roughly regraded as the shape of a disabled ape. A normal human will surely have a hard time distinguishing a male from a female.
Chiefly, just by it intruding a class, this creature transfers a detrimental smell that affects the living soul of a student, transforming him/her into one of it's own.

Those indian creatures have suffered in the past, over the ages and yet until now. But they have chosen not to live in their own affliction, but to spread their suffering and multiply. Somehow, they believed the educational course was the utter path to ride on.
Sadly, students in the middle east are the ones who endure this ailment the most. But be warned, as they multiply like fuck, they seek worldwide domination.

Jaimie: Fuck yeah that creepy old indian teacher left school, can't wait to see what they brought us next

Sam: Looks like we have ANOTHER ONE! Can't believe how numerous those things are!

Jaimie: This place is like they're fucking domicile, aslong as we stay here, we're still gonna be sufferers of The Contagious Indian Affliction (TCIA).

by Epictrix August 27, 2012