contrick

The state of being confused and tricked at the same time.

Drunk/High Dude: I wouldn't not do that.
Sober Dude: So you wouldn't not not do that?
Drunk/High Dude: No! You are trying to contrick me!!

by Sober Dude June 10, 2016

cuntrickery

Cuntrickery is when a chick acts all sweet and innocent until she hooks yo ass and then you see the real cunt that she is! Hence the word trick, she tricks you into thinkin she's something she ain't!

Cuntrickery is when the ho already has a man at home!

by CC Curl February 6, 2014

Contricious

Contricious:Verb:
To eat butt. to gnaw on another's butt, butteater. To dine on butt.

Noun: To buttdine.

Buttfeast (slg: Plural)=Group buttdining

Buttsom (slg: Singular)=Dining on ones
own butt

"My darling, my love grows stronger by the hour, let us go home and be contricious my sweet thang"

by Skinupman November 19, 2004

contriculate

In the broadest sense, means to be subtracted or deleted from a list, the opposite of matriculate. The most common meaning refers to the formal process of being expelled from a university or of becoming ineligible to enter by not fulfilling certain academic requirements.

Because of his lack of effort, he contriculated from college

by Hunjiman October 13, 2013

conrick

As a teacher, to grade your students better because you are concerned about how your class average will be reflected among your peers.

Most of my students deserve to fail, but I'm going to conrick the grades so my class average is above 70%.

by Supersilly8 June 21, 2006

contricapilated

i distressed state of perfuse vomiting

Yo, last night at FIJI i so contricapilated, man that shit was gross

by shhep April 14, 2003

"A Contrack Mind"

A random lapsing into a certain kind of numerology to explain everything.

Specifically, a tendency to liberally sprinkle "9/11" into any and all discourse involving Iraq, terrorism, quagmires, troop funding, deployment, wire taps, firing federal prosecutors, outing CIA agents, VA healthcare, Teen page scandals, drugs and "massages", energy policy, ... upto and including Katrina.

Fantasmagorical displays of "A Contrack Mind" were in evidence as congress debated overriding the presidential veto of the Iraq emergency funding bill.

by Just A. Citizen May 15, 2007