contri 

contribution (CONTRI-bution), term used on self-contributed porn sites (voyeurweb, for example).

"be gentle with your comments, and i will make my next contri soon"....

contri by always thinking about things November 22, 2009

Cantrip 

can-trip

1) magical spell

2) an alteration of a rule or physical law.

3) a change in basic rules or laws.

4) an aberration but without negative or positive connotation.

5) can be trippy but without drug use.

6) a modification to one of many rules is not a powerful thing but may allow for other more powerful things to take place.

1) it was as if someone actually used a cantrip when the magician levitated off the stage and defied the laws of gravity.

2) the same force that causes gravity also causes a cantrip on three dimensional space that we have yet to conclusively understand and believe may allow for the warping of time.

3) cross gendered people are aberrations where as people who have non-gendered homosexual identity are more likely to be true cantrips of nature as it's impossible to identify ones self as being the opposite of something that is just a socially constructed fiction to begin with. only through aberration is such a thing possible.

4) deciding not to use the crosswalk when it's perfectly safe to do so is not criminal thus it is not jay walking or any other aberration of law and order. when and where it does get you across the street safer and quicker for everyone, it is a cantrip of the law.

5) it was as if the whole world might stand on it's ear when we realized a polar shift was in progress and magnetic north was something that can move! it felt like a cantrip had been played and reality might spin itself out of control in our minds but it was really nothing to worry about.

6) the cantrip change to privatization in california's electric power supply lead to ridiculously increased electricity prices and price gauging.

Cantrip by ]23[]D(())//\\//\\a[]\[] July 23, 2012

Centricide 

The extermination of all individuals determined to be centrists or centrist sympathizers

"When the time for centricide comes it will do us no good if we're all squabbling over who's a centrist and who isn't" -Jreg

Centricide by Not Jreg May 13, 2019

Containment Board 

A place to put threads for irritating users while still respecting their freedom to have discussions, it could be a clubhouse or a quarantine.

q: Do you want to talk about Trump?
a: No, go back to your Containment Board!

Containment Board by Supellex_ November 7, 2017

flexible container of Massengill 

A polite way of saying the word, "douchebag"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

Linda is such a flexible container of Massengill that it ain't even funny!!!
She did the most unfeminine thing in the world and plugged up all of the shitbowls at the rest stop with paper towels!

flexible container of Massengill by Telephony May 4, 2013

untruthful flexible container of feces 

A polite way of saying the phrase, "lying sack of shit"; it can be used in typed text or spoken.

You claim that Linda stuffs Scottowels down the can?!?
Why Josh, you untruthful flexible container of feces!!!

untruthful flexible container of feces by Telephony May 4, 2013

Contriggered 

Confused and triggered at the same time.

Whenever i think of my crush, im contriggered.

Contriggered by SusanFrog March 26, 2017