contemputing

when you’re so fucking baked that nothing seems real and you’re spaced the FUCK out

“holy shit dude that bong rip has me contemputing”

by icky.vicky420 October 17, 2020

Contembating

One who is contemplating to masturbate, but questioning why or why not during such session. Or One who is making a serious or life changing decision while masturbating.

Wife - "Honey did you decide whether or not the baby is a good idea"
Husband - "Well, after a few hours of contembating, I have made this life changing serious decision."

by Corey The Frack April 13, 2010

contempleting

While working toward deciding upon, creating or doing something relatively specific, this is the act of doing somewhat smaller and less than totally committed actions that trend more towards active contemplation than just simply, contemplation.

While contempleting a possible trip to Mexico with her 5th ex-husband, she casually tallied up the travel costs she would expend on Expedia.com..

He was contempleting including his boss on that email he was typing up about something the guy barely understood, but decided, nah -screw him, he doesn't know shit anyway and removed him from the distro list..

by RadioVisionary February 7, 2008