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SEIZE AND CONSUME

(to) SEIZE AND CONSUME - verb

The act of, violently, taking a food item from someone and, violently, eating it.

This is most commonly practised if the person is seen with a food item that can be considered delicious
If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child, would you SEIZE AND CONSUME it?!

You must SEIZE AND CONSUME the delicious cake

HE HAS DELICIOUS COOKIES! SEIZE AND CONSUME THEM
SEIZE AND CONSUME by rzhhhh November 11, 2011

Slobovian consulate 

This is a sloppy, unkempt place representing the proud Slobs people of Slobovia.
Gawddd, this place is so nasty it must be a Slobovian consulate!

Consummate V's

Consummate means 'perfect and complete in every respect' or 'having all necessary qualities.' Therefore, consummate V's are perfect and complete V's, having all necessary qualities of a V, namely an evenly pointed bottom and straight, even sides.
STRONGBAD: "I said Consummate V's! CONSUMMATE!!! {shakes his head} Geez. {walks away muttering} Guy wouldn't know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face...."

COACH Z (off camera) "That happened once!"
Consummate V's by J-dor June 17, 2010

Zoom and Consume 

When one drinks copious amounts of alcohol whilst on a Zoom call with coworkers.
Man, COVID-19 sucks, I hate working from home! Do you want to do a Zoom and Consume with the fun coworkers later?
Zoom and Consume by UGOBEGOBU March 17, 2020
To shove it in ya gob
I'm going to consume this pineapple
Consume by jiminieepaboo August 24, 2017

consume the child 

person 1: a child was born

government: consume the child