consultants 

those unfortunate idiots who are caught between the reality of existence and the percieved reality their family, friends, associates, or computer software is telling them. a consequence of motivated conditioning towards reward and a separation from individual thoughts about the natural world.
no sense of appreciation or respect for privacy.
unfortunately they are a real pain in the ass to intelligent people.
they will usually mimic in order to achieve their delusional goals.

anyone who manipulates other people to achieve a superfluous lifestyle.

tactics usually include: friendship or some sort of cult or religious believe.
they coast off the accomplishments of harder working people, which would be fine if they didnt turn the world world into a mockery and try to pull them into it.

" we are consultants for insert communication company here because we thought it would be the easiest way to be rich and happy."

consultants by just a dude May 25, 2012

Consultants of Swing 

Specialist consultants brought in to tip the balance of vital swing stages during elections.

The Donald: We're down in the polls, bring in the consultants of swing for Florida.
Advisor: I'm on it

The Donald: Remember, no Russians. NO COLUSION.

Consultants of Swing by RandyRhoads84 May 21, 2020

Placement Consultants 

A Placement consultant is a person or service provider that helps professional people to find job in their desired field by introducing them to potential employers or client company.

Clients were not ready to pay for placement consultants service fees.

Placement Consultants by adriyanasol May 30, 2018

Study in Australia consultants in Hyderabad 

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"Wanna Study in Australia? IVY Overseas is the Best Study in Australia consultants in Hyderabad. Team with 2000+ visa experience and who are highly competent in advising about programs, GTE checks, SOP preparation and an impressive visa success with the High Commission. Study in Australia with upto 30% scholarship* and post study work upto 6 years*"

Study in Australia consultants in Hyderabad by Basha shaik May 29, 2023

Ass. Consultant

Abbreviation for 'Associate Consultant', some bullshit job title to give younger employees a false sense of hope that their job means something. Commonly found in rural consultancies in St. Ives. Sometimes loaned out sexually to clients to secure deals.

Client: 'The proposal is pretty good, but the quote is too high'
Hobb Knob: 'Have one of my ass. consultants for the night, not the yank though, he's spoiled goods and has an arse like a grapefruit'
Client: 'Deal, we'll sign off in the morning'

Ass. Consultant by RandyRhoads84 December 25, 2016

Consultant 

An unemployed white male

Dave is a consultant.

Consultant by Justin1234321 January 31, 2019

Consultant 

Glorified business hooker, typically hired by a consulting whorehouse, which pimps out its consultants to clients, then proceed to fuck the consultants over until they're pleased (or until the consultants are dead), pay the whorehouse big bucks, leaving the consultant with little commission (including some hotel and airline points) and lasting trauma.

Hopeful college grad: What are some key qualities I need to have be a consultant?
Experienced consultant: Be able to handle long crippling fuckings and be okay with shortened lifespan

A: You're a consultant? What are some of the most exotic places you've traveled to for work?
B: I once traveled to bumblefuck Western Virginia for a year. The only view from my hotel was of a large mine or some sort of a blackhole where no light escaped.

Consultant by TPain Not Impressed June 22, 2014