Foa Constrictor

A nice, fat ol' ass on a babe wearing tight pants.

Dude 1: Man, her ass is sooo nice.
Dude 2: Yeah bro, she's got a foa constrictor for sure.

by nedflembake February 19, 2011

broa constrictor

A bro who likes to hug other bros.

"Dude, Kyle can't stop hugging me. I think he's a broa constrictor."

by broskie March 4, 2005

broa constrictor

A bro who incessantly takes all the fun out of brotivities and totally ignores brotocol.

David: "Man this club is totally brotastic lets go play ice hockey on the dance floor wit da ladies"

Brandon: "Nah that's gay we should go read a book without any ladies"

David: "Quit bein such a broa constrictor!"

by Brobediah & Broba Fett October 11, 2010

bowl constrictor

a large, snake-like bowel movement that requires plunging and several flushes to send it on its' way. Most embarrassing when it rears its' ugly head on an away game.

double flusher dookie deuce dump poop pooh doo-doo turd poo caca bowl constrictor

by pinkhaus March 17, 2009

boa constrictor

A snake that is orignally from Central and south America. Many of these species are available to purchase from breeders.

Look at that albino Boa Constrictor, that bitch is SICK!!!

by Ramalamham August 24, 2005

boner constrictor

a sexual act in which the man's penis is long enough to flap over either shoulder and be inserted into his own anus.

Anthony's friends were shocked and awed, not by the fact that he could do a boner constrictor, but by the fact that his new girlfriend could also perform it as well.

by Sir Robert and Sir Kevin October 18, 2007

bowel constrictor

an agent of constipation or stress.

ex: this wheel of gouda is supposed to be consumed over time. i ate the whole thing during the remake of steel magnolias, and feel like there's a bowel constrictor attacking my core.

by mariana's trench February 20, 2014