constrictor rings

Circumferential indentations left when you make a turd so long that you have to take some pauses, tighten your sphincter, and then finish the job.

After eating that whole brisket, I took a Bigfoot sized turd that had constrictor rings.

constrictor rings by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

Constrictor rings

Constrictor rings, are circumferential indentations in a long turd, created by taking pauses, tightening your sphincter, and then continuing with your business

After eating the whole brisket, I left constrictor rings in my big foot sized bowel movement.

Constrictor rings by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

Foa Constrictor 

A nice, fat ol' ass on a babe wearing tight pants.

Dude 1: Man, her ass is sooo nice.
Dude 2: Yeah bro, she's got a foa constrictor for sure.

Foa Constrictor by nedflembake February 19, 2011

broa constrictor 

A bro who likes to hug other bros.

"Dude, Kyle can't stop hugging me. I think he's a broa constrictor."

broa constrictor by broskie March 4, 2005

broa constrictor 

A bro who incessantly takes all the fun out of brotivities and totally ignores brotocol.

David: "Man this club is totally brotastic lets go play ice hockey on the dance floor wit da ladies"

Brandon: "Nah that's gay we should go read a book without any ladies"

David: "Quit bein such a broa constrictor!"

broa constrictor by Brobediah & Broba Fett October 11, 2010

bowl constrictor 

a large, snake-like bowel movement that requires plunging and several flushes to send it on its' way. Most embarrassing when it rears its' ugly head on an away game.

double flusher dookie deuce dump poop pooh doo-doo turd poo caca bowl constrictor

bowl constrictor by pinkhaus March 17, 2009

boa constrictor 

A snake that is orignally from Central and south America. Many of these species are available to purchase from breeders.

Look at that albino Boa Constrictor, that bitch is SICK!!!

boa constrictor by Ramalamham August 24, 2005