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consequestion 

An almost obvious or inevitable question to ask, given a certain situation or previous statement
K: If you botox your face, did you also get a boob job?
M: Lol!! No you didn't just ask me that!!
K: Logical consequestion!
consequestion by Kobboi November 28, 2012
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Consequation 

The net value ofnall outcomes of an action. Calculating the multiple consequences to your actions .
The perfect storm is the epitome of consequations.
Consequation by Mem_s December 2, 2016

Consequentiology

The study of consequences—how they are produced, attributed, and constructed socially. Consequentiology moves beyond simple cause-and-effect to examine how outcomes are framed, who gets credited or blamed, and how consequences are used to justify actions, policies, or punishments. It asks: why are some consequences highlighted while others are ignored? How do power relations shape what counts as a 'natural' outcome? Drawing on sociology of knowledge and legal studies, consequentiology reveals that consequences are not merely objective results but are actively constructed through narratives, institutional practices, and selective attention.
Example: “The company framed layoffs as an 'unfortunate consequence' of market forces—consequentiology showed how they ignored the consequence of executive bonuses, which were presented as 'deserved rewards.'”

Consequentiology

The study of consequences using the Kremlinological method—inferring causal chains, responsibility, and systemic effects from limited, often contradictory evidence. Just as Sovietologists pieced together policy shifts from the order of names on a podium, consequentiolo-gists trace the ripple effects of actions, decisions, or events by analyzing indirect indicators: who benefited, who was silenced, what changed in discourse, what disappeared from archives. It is especially useful for understanding complex systems where direct causality is impossible to establish, such as the long‑term effects of social media algorithms, corporate restructuring, or political scandals. Consequentiology embraces indirect inference and probabilistic reasoning, acknowledging that consequences often emerge far from their causes.
Example: "Using consequentiology, he linked the closure of a local news outlet to a measurable increase in municipal corruption—not through a single leak, but by tracking budget shifts, meeting minutes, and the sudden silence of former watchdogs."
Consequentiology by Abzugal April 2, 2026
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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