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consPearycy 

Da collusion to deceive dat da famous (or infamous, depending on who's judging!) NCEC rear-admiral and his colleagues are often accused of regarding whether they actually did reach da North Pole as he claimed.
Due to flaws and missing information in da early-20th-century Arctic explorer's documentation, there is a widely-held suspicion of consPearycy connected with said "top of the world" adventures.
consPearycy by QuacksO March 23, 2021
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Consmearacy 

A conspiracy meant to make someone look very bad.
Bowling green was a consmearacy theory
Consmearacy by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018
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conspearacy

A covert collaboration of whalers, sealers, and other harpoon-wielding fur-and-oil-seeking hunters.
Even though whaling has been outlawed, there is still a conspearacy among hard-core blubber-hunters to secretly keep killing said endangered aquatic giants, anyway.
conspearacy by QuacksO March 11, 2020

conspeeracy 

A less-than-legit collusion of two or more shady characters to keenly observe something or someone.
Harriet Oleson huffily states, "Well --- I don't recall any boys spying on ME at the swimming pool when I was a girl!", but as her husband Nils dismissively implied, Harriet had always been so obnoxious and unlikable that even in her childhood, such a "conspeeracy" among her male peers would have been unlikely.
conspeeracy by QuacksO August 7, 2025

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026