Conlard Share definition Flag A type of kid who is self-aware, hates when people call him names, is fat, and has crease on his stomach splitting the fatness. Me: Yo did you see that new kid John: Yeah Me: He is such a conlard John: I know right Conlard by justinferraraisgoat July 13, 2017 0 0 Get merch Get the Conlard mug. Buy Now β $32.95 See more merch