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A type of kid who is self-aware, hates when people call him names, is fat, and has crease on his stomach splitting the fatness.
Me: Yo did you see that new kid
John: Yeah
Me: He is such a conlard
John: I know right
Conlard by justinferraraisgoat July 13, 2017
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A man named Connor that is very strong and has a big dick and fucks mad women
Conlard is the best at one on ones
conlard by MineNotYours July 13, 2017
A man named Connor that has a giant dick and fucks hella women
Conlard is so strong
Conlard by MineNotYours July 13, 2017

Collard Greens 

Man 1: "yo you got that stack of money foo?"

Man 2: "yeah bro I keep my Collard Greens on me at all times"
Collard Greens by chaweman August 17, 2021

These Collards Don't Run Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with collard greens
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the These Collards Don't Run Burger, it's served with collard greens!"

Collard Greens 

Ohh ohh collard greens this yo favorite song.
Collard Greens by Co11ard Greens February 4, 2019
Allez vous faire foutre bande de connards !
connard by Marianne January 18, 2004
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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I hit a real purple patch.

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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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