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conkhead

adjective.

Used to describe ones cranial deformity.

see Nic Cester and mongoloid
"I just got done watching Jet's new video. The lead singer is such a conkhead!"

or

"I just got eye-raped by that conkheaded freak over there.."
by Ashley January 15, 2005
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conkhead

A complete idiot, used in much the same way as "cockhead"
How dare you bite me, you little conkhead!
by fwe22 July 23, 2006
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ConHead

A supported of Connor Roy's presidential bid.
You are not a ConHead unless you hyper-decant your wine.
by FerfMonster October 17, 2019
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Conehead-sexual

Conehead-sexual means that you like people with pointy heads, also meaning you don’t mind what gender they are as long as they have a pointy head.
Hey Lilli is conehead-sexual!!
by Hottiegal3256 April 20, 2019
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General Cockhead

Your everyday dickhead who doesn't have a mind of their own so they have to follow all the latest trends and fads in order to fit in. They're usually found loitering around shopping malls and making homosexual poses on facebook. They refuse to play any music that they actually like because they feel insecure so they just listen to the tracks on the latest so fresh cd just to play it safe.

A general cockhead often brushes their hair to the side like Justin Bieber, wears short fluro shorts (Usually green, red or blue), a snapback hat and rosary beads as a fassion accessory rather then a religious symbol. They're often spotted driving around in done up rodeo utes of if they're to young to get their liscence they ride scooters instead.

If the general cockhead is a female, she is always posting photoshoped pictures of herself half naked with oversized sunglasses on facebook while making a face similar to a duck.
Jake: OMFGz DAVID GUETTA IZ THE BEST DJ EVA!!!!!

Tom: You're such a general cockhead, you're only saying that because everyone else likes him. Grow some balls, some self esteem and find something you actually like.
by Con Cuthbert January 17, 2012
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cockhead

Variation of dickhead.
Someone who is an idiot or annoying or just vexes you in general.
" Fuck off you cockhead, really piss me off."
by Adam Dickson III January 31, 2004
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cockheading

being stupid; showing stupidity; displaying lack of intelligence
So many definitions on Urban Dictionary are prime examples of cockheading.
by yorrick hunt June 2, 2008
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