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The arch enemy of the well known BEPIS
HOLY FUCK THAT GUY DRINKS CONKE HE HAS AUTISM!!!!
conke by SmallDickAsian December 6, 2017
Words you can keep
cocker_ my friend , mate , pal.
Alright cocker, {or even alright cock} means alright mate? how are you? I have seen some {possibly} American posts on here saying cock/cocker is a rude name or derogatory term, it may be overseas but here in our nations capital {London} its a traditional way to hail a dear friend.
cocker by A London girl November 19, 2018

Cocker Docker 

Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker
Cocker Docker by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

r/chonkers 

A subreddit dedicated to abusing animals by overfeeding them
Josh:Yo dude look at this cat I found on r/chonkers
Tyrone:Bro that cat isn't even alive
r/chonkers by BootlegMario September 13, 2020

canker sore 

Mouth ulcer. Basically just a small open wound in your mouth that hurts like hell.
canker sore by Bobby De Niro October 30, 2005

r/chonkers 

A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.

The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.

The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.

These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
r/chonkers by Error451 September 30, 2020
A beautiful amazing looking boy, who steals your heart and break it for a less gorgeous girl than you are. He loves gaming, has the most disgusting friends and is like a diamond in the dark. He has often amazing eyes and totally perfect hair. He is sporty and he is absolutely stunning and the most pretty human you ever met. But he is an asshole and don't know how to treat you right.
Person 1: OMG Cenker is so perfect I'm gonna die!

Person 2: Bish you gonna die if you had a relationship.
cenker by Unkownunicorn January 4, 2017
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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