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1. (Mathehmatiks) - When 2 figures have same dimensions.

2. (Peepull) - When someone is consistent with their actions and personality, unique to themselves. Something that your girlfriend isn't.
1. Whoa, these two triangles are the same size. I'd say they're pretty fucking congruent.

2. Dude when the fat cop started yelling at him, bro didn't even flinch and was all cool about it, I'd say he's pretty congruent.
Congruent by deviant styles December 24, 2010
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Following through with the determination not to have sex with a new tinder match until the 4th date.
She really wanted to fuck his brains out, but she decided it was best to just cuddle and fall asleep in his arms instead not being congruent
Congruent by JohnLovesMick May 3, 2018

Congruent Sex 

Madi: "Yeah dude I get like two hours of sleep"
Aaron: "Same bro, the only way I can get sleep is to have MAD congruent sex"

Congruent Triangles

When a girl skirt or dress reveals her crotch.
Girl ( is wearing short skirt and leaning over )

Boy: Linda! Congruent Triangles!

Girl (Linda): Fuck! Not again!

Congruent Flex 

When a flex is so good, it becomes congruent with a flex that of the quality of Xzibit.
Man, hes really flexing well. Thats one congruent flex!
Congruent Flex by Horizon11O1 March 4, 2019

Congruent Angles 

One day when I was fingering my massive crevice of an asshole, I noticed that its 90° angle was congruent to the 90° angles created by all of my fingers (which are always bent backwards).
Holy guacamole! The angle of my asshole is congruent to the angle of my pointer finger! Congruent angles are epic!

Socially Congruent 

Being aware of how you are behaving in a group of people and adjusting accordingly.
I got drunk at my brother’s graduation, now I have to be socially congruent.
Socially Congruent by _whitegriffin_ September 28, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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