3 definitions by The Nobody.

It's the word Scwing with a "Kah" sound at the beginning.
Used to identify a woman who is not only obscenely smokin' hot, but gives you a boner so fast and hard that it hits your zipper with the force of a bullet and causes a lot of pain.
Dudeski 1: Dude, did you see that girl at the mall yesterday?

Dudeski 2: Yeah, my dick Ka-Schinged so hard I think I ripped off some skin. I even shouted "Ka-Schwing"!

Dudeski 1: So that's why you fell over. And it explains the groin cast.
by The Nobody. January 29, 2009
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1. Plural form of the word "Slagathor".
2. A group of hideous girls/women/bitchs/etc that are hard to look at for any amount of time, but are so mind-bogglingly nasty, one cannot help but stare. *Note: Staring can lead to Night-Blindness, Impotency, Night Terrors, Palpable Rage, Hate for everything, Erectile Dysfunction, and/or a myriad of horrible testicle diseases that will ensure that you die miserable and alone.*
Loser 1:
Dude, did you see the chicks at Mike's party?
Loser 2:
Yeah, he had a fuckin' Slagathi convention in there.

Slagathor 1: Why won't anyone talk to us?
Slagathor 2: I don't know!
Slagathor 3: Why are we shouting?
Mike: That's cus ya'll a buncha ugly bitchs, and nobody wants ED by lookin' at ya. Now get the fuck up outta my house.
by The Nobody. January 28, 2009
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1. Something so awe inspiringly stupid/idiotic/shameful that one cannot even attempt to utter a word.
2. An insult/comeback so powerfully mean one cannot hope to reply in any way other than to stand there, mouth agape, and possibly cry and/or fight the other person.
Example 1: Ionce heard that a man cut off his own penis to please his wife. I was confangled.

Example 2:

Skinny guy: Motherfucker, I swear that I will be That Guy.
Fat dude: Shut up you anorexic, smelly-ass motherfucker.
Skinny Guy: Alright, you fat some of a bitch, you know why your mother died? The same reason you're going to: A clogged fucking heart! You're ugly and fat inside and out, Iand I can't believe that there is a kind and loving God. Why, you may ask? Because no benevolent God of any religion would create something as nasty as you.
Fat guy: ... 8Begins crying and fighting skinny guy*
by The Nobody. January 29, 2009
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