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Confunctant 

The feeling of embarassment one gets when someone else does something embarassing.
"I was so confunctant after watching that drunk girl dance last night."

Total confunction nonsense 

When a scenario is complete nonsensical in every way
Kids always wanna ditch school instead of getting an education. That's total confunction nonsense

confunctionality 

The degree of configurability, and functionality, as it pertains to something of a technical nature. (i.e. a software driven firewall for a computer opperating system.)
It does not offer a coherent level of confunctionality
confunctionality by Bitterman March 21, 2006

Confungry 

A combination of the words "confused" and "hungry". Often used to describe the period of time before dinner where you aren't quite sure what you want to eat, but you are hungry. It can sometimes be a very frustrating situation if you are unable to figure out what you are hungry for.
Man, I don't know what to eat. I'm so confungry!
Confungry by Kaileyisaukulele August 11, 2010

Confungled 

when your really confused and thinking 'what the hell is going on!?'
'teacher speaking'
Student: What the hell is he talking about? I'm so effin' confungled!
Confungled by Maggie doofensmertz December 9, 2009

confinity 

An oxymoronic term used to metaphorically describe a finite “infinity”; confined “infinity.”
It’s taking a confinity for class to end.
It’ll be a confinity before the next round starts.
confinity by applebin September 3, 2020
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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