the natural confectionery 

The best fucking sweets on the planet

"Man I'm dyin' for some jungle jellies or some shit"
"Yeah bro the natural confectionery are the fucking shit"

the natural confectionery by Kram22 March 5, 2021

Stupendous Confectionary 

After Chris Eubank’s appearance on Gogglebox, all members of the UK community have agreed on a new term to replace ‘Sweet Ones’, namely Stupendous Confectionary. This term describes very beautiful girls who catch the eye of somebody

Before : ‘Look at that lighty over there, she’s a sweet one on my mothers!’
After : ‘Yo g, that lighty is some stupendous confectionary!’

Stupendous Confectionary by El Nigrito July 9, 2019

Confectionist

A Confectioner creating elaborate confectionery designs using a wide array of sugar based foods. which may include: pasteries, fruits, chocolates, and sugar based meats.

We will choose the best Confectionist to cater our Sweat Treats Extravaganza.

Confectionist by Hippie Chick November 23, 2013

confectionary drive-by 

When you throw sweets and or chocolate at people as you drive past them in a car

"oh did that guy start some beef with you? want to confectionary drive-by his arse?"

confectionary drive-by by iamfrenchi May 13, 2008

confection panty

Really cute and decorative girl underwear, but poorly made so dont last very long. Mainly purchased as gifts for special occasions, like birthdays holidays.

Victorias secret has great confection panty.

confection panty by reina February 14, 2005

Confection Oven 

An oven that uses a lightbulb to try and bake sweet treats.

Why the hell am I waiting 20 minutes for this confection oven to cook a 1 centimeter thick brownie?!

Confection Oven by bigmablelarlar February 23, 2009

Stupendous Confectionary 

Think of this as the Gucci version of the rinsed Poundland term sweet one. Stupendous confectionery is an exaggerated term used to compliment people nowadays.

Jay: Ayo pree that ting over there she’s sweet ahlie.

Tyrique: yhhhh bro coming like one stupendous confectionary

Stupendous Confectionary by Onlyandrxa July 12, 2019