condom car
A car with so little value, or such complex repairs, that you drive it until it breaks and throw it away.
condom car by DarwinB September 14, 2013
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Car condom
A condom that you keep in your car for when you feel the need to masturbate in the car but don’t want to cleanup with your sock or towel
Car condom by Daddy djinn April 29, 2026
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car lot condom
Stating that you know owner of a car lot to fend off car salesmen regardless if you know the individual or not. Generally used when the annoying car salesman attempts to sell you a piece of crap.
car lot condom by LtMark July 7, 2008
cardboard condom
a makeshift condom used in desperate situations, or when either party is allergic to latex
feel free to decorate with sequins, glitter, or family photos
feel free to decorate with sequins, glitter, or family photos
cardboard condom by jubilategang December 22, 2008
south carolina condom
The act of placing a large topped bottle or jar inside of a woman's pussy then fucking her then peeing in the bottle/jar and finally closing the lid. If she is very loose down there you may duck tape the bottle into the vaginal cavity.
I was worried about getting evan pregnant and i didnt have a condom so i just used a south carolina condom.
south carolina condom by ziggy muffins April 24, 2011
Card Condom
A "Card Condom" is a slang term for the soft plastic sleeve that sports card collectors use to protect their cards from damage. They are also used by many people who are down with trading card games due to the high value and rarity of some cards in play.
You just payed $600 for that Black Lotus card you bought online and you still insist on playing with it without using a card condom to protect it from all of the scratches caused by our wooden table?! Are you crazy?
sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
sleeve cover protect plastic card condom scratch damage glove
Card Condom by Ivanchuk "Gore Buff" June 24, 2014
Condo Care
condo care is also known as C C they are a small group of men and women who do illegal activities they gather in large mobs and take over large areas
Condo Care by joe308yarm November 25, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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