conorrhea
A form of gonorrhea which can only be caught off a certain chemistry teacher from Bournemouth School.
Oh no! I have conorrhea
conorrhea by Jerard_Con_Carne December 6, 2005
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Conorrhea
This usually occurs when a man wants revenge on his hoe. While the woman is in a deep slumber, he will inject a gooey substance such as jelly into her clapper. Then the next time she takes a piss, a gooey discharge will be expelled, and the woman will think she has gonorrhea.
Mike: Stoney my dude, I think I got the Gons. My cock feels like a serial killer came in and stabbed my cock and now I’m pissing blood.
Stoney: Bro I think you have a problem. Side note: I tricked this hoe into thinking she had gonorrhea. I call it Conorrhea. I just shot a nice gelatinous substance up into her cooch while she was sleeping and the next day she screamed when she went to tinkle. That’s what she gets for smashin’ “Hungry dog” Jason.
Mike: Stoney, you never fail to amaze me. I might try that on that skank I met behind the 7-Eleven. Gotta get revenge for the Genital Slurpees she gave me a while back (See Genital Slurpees).
Stoney: Bro I think you have a problem. Side note: I tricked this hoe into thinking she had gonorrhea. I call it Conorrhea. I just shot a nice gelatinous substance up into her cooch while she was sleeping and the next day she screamed when she went to tinkle. That’s what she gets for smashin’ “Hungry dog” Jason.
Mike: Stoney, you never fail to amaze me. I might try that on that skank I met behind the 7-Eleven. Gotta get revenge for the Genital Slurpees she gave me a while back (See Genital Slurpees).
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conorrhea • Coinorrhea • conorhea • gonorrhea • Cokarrhea • Colorhead • condarrhea • condirrhea • Connorhea • connorrhia
conorrhea
An infectious disease that often infects young and stupid MMA "fans" who can't tell the difference between real MMA fighters and fake - ass poster boy frauds.
The commercialization of MMA is directly responsible for the spread of conorrhea among the new TMZ generation fans of MMA.
conorrhea by Arnie Grape July 31, 2020
condirrhea
(N). The runny liquid that comes out of a conoment squeeze bottle such as ketchup or mustard if you don't shake it first.
condirrhea by Steve347 September 26, 2008
what's 2+2? gonorrhea
1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.
2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.
From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.
2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.
From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.
It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")
what's 2+2? gonorrhea by abracadaversandmagicerasers July 11, 2011
gonorrhea
1. A horrific sounding veneral disease one might contact from not paying attention where you stick your thingy.
2. The consolation prize you get for sleeping with my ex.
2. The consolation prize you get for sleeping with my ex.
After sleeping with that transvestite from Albonia, I finally picked up gonorrhea! Just four more VD's to go before I catch 'em all!
gonorrhea turnover
when a woman is getting cunnilingus while sitting on the man's face, and then like the hook she spins around 180 degrees to face away from him without dismounting.
gonorrhea turnover by Kronos_the_titan December 21, 2008
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