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a small musical instrument, typically polygonal in form, played by stretching and squeezing between the hands, to work a central bellows that blows air over reeds, each note being sounded by a button.

I play the concertina.

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Concertina Wire

An abbreviation of the quote, it means go and find it yourself, Im not going to help you.

"If it was up your ass in concertina wire, you would know where it is."

Concertina Wire by bаls May 16, 2022

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Doing a concertina

Doing a concertina is a sex position that consist basically in a group of interracial intercalated fat old couples, side by side, doing on orgy in synchrony, to simulate an concertina opening and closing ( instrumment)

Last friday me tina and some friends were Doing a concertina

Doing a concertina by Otariu March 11, 2023

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Concertvationist

a person who advocates or promotes a musical performance given in public, especially during shutdowns under a controlling government or vanguard party that is organizing the economic, social and political affairs toward the construction of socialism.
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The concertvationists are doing everything possible to get live music back on stage.

Concertvationist by Rxm13 July 18, 2020

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Concerting

The act of going to concerts.

-Hey, I haven't gone concerting in a while, let's go to a show.

-I went concerting last week.

-I love concerting.

Concerting by barpo January 25, 2009

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Concuntination

The technical term describing the act of two girls scissoring for sexual pleasure.

Derived from the word "concatenate".

Concuntination with my girlfriend is always epic!

I concuntinated last night with my girlfriend, now I have severe vaginal friction burns.

Concuntination by Miniprice December 14, 2011

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Concertitis

in withdrawal from live concerts

Can we go to a concert soon? I have bad concertitis!

Concertitis by queandsera January 16, 2014

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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