As the name suggests, the Fibonacci cumshot is a trail of semen taking the same shape as a Fibonacci spiral. As impossible as such a thing appears, it is easily achievable by standing on a quickly rotating platform and bringing oneself to a violent orgasm. For better results, do so in the vacuum of space. Also known as a fib, or fibbing.
Chaz: "Babe, I guarantee that was a Fibonacci Cumshot!"
While consuming a beverage with caramel sauce / drizzle in it, a chunk of the drizzle clogs the straw. One must exert more force to continue progress, resulting in the clump of caramel being launched into the back of one's throat.
Friend: *drinking caramel frappe*
Friend: *suddenly coughs and gags for a sec*
Me: "You OK? What the heck was that?"
Friend: "I'm good, justgot hit with the caramel cumshot."
A legendary cumshot from a distance of at least 20ft high or 10ft long. Anyone who achieves this feat shall be crowned Joey Cumshot.
Tyler: “Bro I actually just came in your mouth from the top of my house”
Kyler(Mouth full of cum): “Damn bro that’s The Ultimate Cumshot”
Tyler: “Now you have to call me Joey Cumshot!”
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.