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comptonplate

the same as "contemplate" however comptonplate means that the answer is going to be no followed by violence.
(John) Hey Dave! can i pay you the money that i owe you back on friday?

(Dave) Hmmm let me comptonplate that for a second.... NO you cant! (Dave pulls out gun and shoots John) BANG!
by $mokin J.O.E September 14, 2007
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Comptonsate

To gain compensation through an act of violence much like revenge.
Jamaul killed my girl friend so I needed to to feel Comptonsate d for his actions.
by John Dagg January 27, 2008
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