complometer

Scale used to determine the level of complicatedness exhibited by women.
Scales include bit of complomication, stupid complomication, boring complomication, complomication, complete complomication, complete and utter complomication, extreme complomication and WTF??
To be used in conjunction with the bastometer

after a little thought he rated her as complete and utter complomication on the complometer

complometer by liz and claire October 1, 2007

complooter

A slow, dumb, unappealing computer or other electronic device.

Come on, load the page, you stupid complooter! Why do you have to be so SLOWWWWWW?!?!?

complooter by ClassyQuarks November 30, 2017

single task completer 

Someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. This is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. These people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. A general lack of complexity

Guy #1: Hey Jason do you think you could help...(interrupted)
Guy #2: Dude didn't you know?
Guy #1: What man?
Guy #2: Jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
Guy #1: Oh right bro, thanks. See ya Jason
Jason: (no response...because of the aforementioned puzzle)

single task completer by Complex Human April 13, 2009

cocklometer 

=girl's whore-ish-ness

The intent of the equation is to remain simple. For this reason, any kind of modifiers such as girth, multiple partners at the same time, race (relating to larger or smaller memebers), etc. will not be used. The overall intent of the "cocklometer" is to simply define a woman's whore-ish-ness, similar to an odometer on a car.

A few assumptions were made to reach the final product. Assume the average man to have a 6" member. Also assume the average sexual encounter to be approximately 10 minutes long, with one pump/second. Since there are 3,320 feet/kilometer. This roughly correlates to 5 sexual encounters and a quickie (or 5.5 for easy math) to make one cocklometer. Defined as follows:

(6"(2)/rep)=(1'/rep) - once for the penetration, once for the pull out.

(1'/rep)(5.5 encounters)(600 reps/encounter)=roughly 3,320'=1km

So with those assumptions we derrived:

(x/5.5)n=cocklometer=girl's whore-ish-ness

where x = number of sexual encounters
and n = number of partners

Girl one: She's such a whore, she banged Brian 5 full times and then a quickie at his parent's house last week.

Girl two: "(5.5/5.5)1=1 cocklometer", not too bad.

cocklometer by Iron_M1ke January 2, 2012

Completer

Complete, finish, accomplish, no longer working towards.

Someday... I'm gonna completer that.

Completer by The Pie May 9, 2006

complimemery 

when you try to spell complimentary but your zoomer brain is elsewhere

calling you a big brain is complimemery

complimemery by Stuyvesant Japanese Media Club January 4, 2020

coplmeter 

I word for friends and uh kid idk shit

Me:I don't like coplmeter

Coplmeter

coplmeter by Ducky_lolll November 2, 2021