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complometer

Scale used to determine the level of complicatedness exhibited by women.
Scales include bit of complomication, stupid complomication, boring complomication, complomication, complete complomication, complete and utter complomication, extreme complomication and WTF??
To be used in conjunction with the bastometer
after a little thought he rated her as complete and utter complomication on the complometer
by liz and claire October 1, 2007
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complooter

A slow, dumb, unappealing computer or other electronic device.
Come on, load the page, you stupid complooter! Why do you have to be so SLOWWWWWW?!?!?
by ClassyQuarks November 30, 2017
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single task completer

Someone who is not born with all the electrical circuits connected flush. This is not a guy who you want to walk up to and ask too tough a question, especially if he is already working on a task such as breathing, walking, sneezing, or gazing. These people basically have nothing to write down if you were to hand them a resume. A general lack of complexity
Guy #1: Hey Jason do you think you could help...(interrupted)
Guy #2: Dude didn't you know?
Guy #1: What man?
Guy #2: Jason is what we like to call a single task completer, and he is already deeply engrossed in a four piece puzzle
Guy #1: Oh right bro, thanks. See ya Jason
Jason: (no response...because of the aforementioned puzzle)
by Complex Human April 13, 2009
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cocklometer

=girl's whore-ish-ness

The intent of the equation is to remain simple. For this reason, any kind of modifiers such as girth, multiple partners at the same time, race (relating to larger or smaller memebers), etc. will not be used. The overall intent of the "cocklometer" is to simply define a woman's whore-ish-ness, similar to an odometer on a car.

A few assumptions were made to reach the final product. Assume the average man to have a 6" member. Also assume the average sexual encounter to be approximately 10 minutes long, with one pump/second. Since there are 3,320 feet/kilometer. This roughly correlates to 5 sexual encounters and a quickie (or 5.5 for easy math) to make one cocklometer. Defined as follows:

(6"(2)/rep)=(1'/rep) - once for the penetration, once for the pull out.

(1'/rep)(5.5 encounters)(600 reps/encounter)=roughly 3,320'=1km

So with those assumptions we derrived:

(x/5.5)n=cocklometer=girl's whore-ish-ness

where x = number of sexual encounters
and n = number of partners
Girl one: She's such a whore, she banged Brian 5 full times and then a quickie at his parent's house last week.

Girl two: "(5.5/5.5)1=1 cocklometer", not too bad.
by Iron_M1ke January 2, 2012
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Completer

Complete, finish, accomplish, no longer working towards.
Someday... I'm gonna completer that.
by The Pie May 9, 2006
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complimemery

when you try to spell complimentary but your zoomer brain is elsewhere
calling you a big brain is complimemery
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coplmeter

I word for friends and uh kid idk shit

Me:I don't like coplmeter
Coplmeter
by Ducky_lolll November 2, 2021
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