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comoto

"but your comoto isn't off yet"
by David Pender June 14, 2008
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comoto dragon

A badass lizard who doesn't need wings to fly!
Man look at that comoto dragon! It's a fire breathing bitch!
by Lexilexilexilou September 3, 2016
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Compton Velcro

Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)
"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".
by Master Kitty July 30, 2008
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john compton

a term for a man who is the man of all men. an extremely attractive male who also happens to be intelligent, kind and very funny. considered 'the total package' to any woman
she landed herself a john compton- that bitch always gets the best of the best
by hl friendly August 1, 2010
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Comatoasted

the point at which one has smoked so much weed they lose all functionality to speak, eat, move, and generally function on an interactive level.
he hasn't moved in three hours. That boy is Comatoasted.
by The Great Stoned Man October 13, 2011
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compton recoil electrons

Compton recoil electrons are electrons knocked from orbitals of an atom usually by gamma radiation from a nuclear explosion.

These electrons create a brief current which results in an electromagnetic pulse or EMP which can damage or destroy unshielded electronic equiptment, mainly microchips. Such an event taking place at high altitude would result in wide scale electrical damage.
"our electrical equiptment was damaged as a result of compton recoil electrons from the EMP blast"
by chosenfoo October 4, 2006
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De-Loused in the Comatorium

The first (and arguably best) album by the god-like talented Mars Volta. Contains the story of Cerpin Taxt which is in part based on the life and death of Julio Venegas, an El Paso Texas based artist and friend of Cedric Bixler Zavala.
De-loused in the Comatorium is possibly the best rock album constructed by human hands.
by RoxJ September 29, 2008
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