communifaker 

A person who pretends to use a cell phone to text or be on a call in an effort to avoid any and all forms of socialization when in a public place.

Joe wasn't really talking to anybody on the subway- what a communifaker.

communifaker by GTerribil February 21, 2009

Communifake 

(v) Communifake: to pretend to call, text, IM, etc. on your phone but are really talking to no one.
(Usually used when alone or to avoid talking to people you see)

(n)Communifaker: Someone who does the above. See Communifake

"Since I was standing outside a McDonald's alone, I decided to communifake while waiting for Mary to pick me up."

Communifake by Brianna Leigh March 19, 2009

Communifake 

The act of pretending to be texting, or talking on the cell phone in front of people. To look cool

Every time Zack came down from the elevator he would have his hands in his pocket and magically his phone would ring. In front of everyone sitting in the lobby, he would communifake to look as if he was busy and important and start off his pretend conversation with,,, WHATS UP MAN!!

Communifake by moozing February 23, 2009

Communicatering 

Unlike genuine communication, where an element of desire to transfer unbiased information or fact can fundamentally exist, communicatering refers exclusively to the subversive generation of biased information (catering, e.g. charming) with a strict intention to influence consumer, popular, institutional or individual opinion for the purpose of the beneficial gain to group or organization initiating such rhetoric. Communicatering, by virtue of its intention and the necessity of its intended efficacy, is almost always disguised as righteousness, prudence, wisdom, innocent concern, temperance, justice, or at worst, Science.

Politicians, bankers, the rich, even a simple blog like Brainbooger.com, they seldom utter a genuine or sincere word, instead they're communicatering, disguising a secret contempt that comes from an ultimate belief that all men are NOT created equal, and that a good line of bullshit is what’s needed to keep the animals off the dinner table.

Communicatering by BrainBooger.com December 7, 2009

Communicater 

vi. To adjust one's word choice to make it more appropriate for the intelligence or stupidity of one's audience.

I was spending the weekend with my girlfriend's hick family and found myself communicatering to them the entire time.

Communicater by xnormanamos December 25, 2010