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Russian. Commisars shot thier own men in the backs when they tried to retreat. Many men killed their commisars in ww2.

"Comrade, I will give you 3 pints of Vodka if you kill that commisar. Otherwise we will all die at his gun"-Russian soldier to other Russian soldier

Commissar by Gunrussian July 6, 2004

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Commissar

He who is sneaky ,
doing illegal stuff at nighttime on the world wide web

Commissar by Anonymous April 6, 2003

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Commissar

He who hacked your pc

Ffs, Commissar stfu !

Commissar by Anonymous April 6, 2003

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commissar Fuklaw

The most badass of all the commissars. This man surfs tanks, eats bones, and cuts down swarms of enemies while riding said tanks with a chainsword. Don't fuck with this guy, because he can and will kill you with the sheer force of how much he hates you.

Oh shit, Commissar Fuklaw just ripped an ork in half. I wouldn't want to fuck with him!

commissar Fuklaw by Spess Mahreen February 19, 2015

Commissar gamza

A Warhammer YouTuber that just hates on games workshop while marketing his Patreon for 3d ripoffs of games workshop models.

Commissar gamza made another video shitting on games workshop.

Commissar gamza by anonymous September 4, 2022

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Commisar Karens

These are leftists who want to be in a position to boss others!

The Commisar Karens wanted all those with privilege to line up in back.

Commisar Karens by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020

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nocturnal commissions

A term used for the wet dreams of the 45th POTUS over the insane amount of money he’s making while in office.

Yeah, I’m guilty of experiencing nocturnal commissions alright, although it’s less and less as I get older!

nocturnal commissions by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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